* We should totally hang out some time!
* Have you considered, while eating, whether a juicy steak is worth the future high blood pressure and heart disease, and the attendant increase in healthcare costs overwhelming an already dangerously strained American healthcare system?
* Don't you just love looking for things to get angry about and rage at with righteous ire? Things like reality television. And righteously angry conservative television commentators who bemoan the rise of reality television.
* I never turn down the chance to have my back to a wall. It's just safer that way.
* A sausage is only a sausage, unless it's andouille. That stuff is spicy!
* The Journal of Economic Entomology: real or fake? That depends on how you feel about apiaries.