-First real snow storm waited until December. A sign of the shape of things to come?
-Two different Minnesota Vikings players arrested for driving over 100 mph within a week of each other. Ever heard of cruise control, guys? Set it on 70 mph, you're golden.
-Mark Mangino is nearly spherical, it seems.
-Brett Favre's childlike enthusiasm, unlike the swine flu, is not catching.
-It looks like the mime robber from television's Nip/Tuck is back!
-As Michael Jackson said: "And we gon' ride the boogie". What does that mean?
-Beginning both your first and last name with the letter J will get you far in life. Witness Johnny Jolly, Jimmy Jackson, Julio Jones, Jim Jefferies.
-MTV's Jersey Shore: Everything you hoped for, and more.
-The horoscope said my luck would turn today. Is that bad or good? I usually consider myself a pretty lucky guy.
-Please, no singing in television commercials. Please.
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